10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING A WOMEN.

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    I WANTED TO DO A POEM THAT WAS FUNNY.
    AND THE TYPICAL SILLY STUFF THAT WOMEN GO THREW.
    TYPICAL WOMEN STUFF. THAT IS A PRICES OF BEAUTIE

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    10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING A WOMEN.

    No body knows how hard it is to be a women.

    1:To walk in heels with out bustin your ass.


    2: To put on make up to cover the shit on our faces.
    granted some women need it more then other -yeeks if you kno what i mean.

    3: To have your your period...
    and absolutely wanting to kill your self. because thers no meds around because you feel like your dying& no chocolate to comfort you.
    and  crying because something on t.v. was sad. 
    ..and all this emotional shit.

    Idk bout you guy's...but i hate Bein a women sometimes.

    Do you guys really kno how hard it is to be women.
     Just to get some fucking respect.

    4: Just to talk to a guy and //just be friends 1st with out him wanting to fuck you or trying to get  in your pant's.

    5:To find and actully fiting in a pear of jean's.
    that can go over your waist.
    and FIT!!! and prayin that when you bend over they wont ripp..

    6:Actully wining a guy....  &  not haveing to compeat against 10 other hateful bitch's.

    Srry this aint the lion king
    I'm not fighting over no man.
    to much work...idk about you but sometimes i just hateing a women.

    7:  worrying about weight..and getting fat.

    8: being around more catty hateful bitchs allll the fuckin time.
    blah blah blah yack yack yack
    ok i need to leave now.
    be 4 i choke a bitch.
    .
    9: pregnacy..babys labor more PAIN great fuckin lovely...ya i'm really looking foward to that....NOT.


    10: BEING
    WHINEY,
     EMOITIONAL,

    10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING A WOMEN.

    I would love it if one day we traded places &
    i had penis.
    One day with  no periods and heels.
     NO tight pant's. NOT HAVEING WORRYS
    NO LABOR. NO BEIN EMOTIONAL.

    to be able to fuck everything that walks. with out bein called a hoe.

    to no look pretty and wrrying about shit.

    knowing my luck god would'v made me gay.

    To you fellas i tip my hat to ya.
    cuz idk how you men put up with us some times




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    Qualin commented on 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING A WOMEN.

    06-28-2010

    IWONT NORMALLY COMMENT ON SUCH...BUT THIS TIME I COULDNT HEP IT I WAS LAUGHING THRO THE WHOLE NOF IT AND WONDERING WHAT COMMENTS THE WOMEN ON HERE WERE WRITING A VERY FUNNY AND I GUESS A GOOD...NO A GOOD WRITE QUALIN

    JLorian commented on 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING A WOMEN.

    06-27-2010

    Believe it or not, it gets easier. Look at it this way...we can do everything they can do in spite of all of the above. We're awesome!!! Nice write, sister-friend!!

    countrypoet commented on 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING A WOMEN.

    11-04-2009

    I feel sad about all of the bad things that women have to go through and all of the screwed up advice from the fashion magazines like Mademoselle.It's no wonder so many women have self image problems and put themselves through so much stress trying to be something that they aren't.Everyone should just be proud of who they are regardless of how they look and concentrate on using their special gifts and talents to help others.Thanks for sharing this poem.Nicely done!

    HarverTomsson commented on 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING A WOMEN.

    10-18-2009

    Is this wisdom, or humor from the dish in the boob shirt? Cleavage wins over logic every day (or night). You gave me a good laugh, because for every woman who ties to pass as a man, there are 100 wussies that cross dress as a woman, or some other way convey they envy your sex as much as they want it.

    Artie commented on 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING A WOMEN.

    10-18-2009

    Lol!!!! I like this - you have shed some light on many issues. It's now easier for us poor men to feel great about being a man lol!!

    Poetry is what gets lost in translation.

    Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.

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