3 Times her size

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3 Times her size

I met a secret girl over the computer

We talked so many times

And then she finally gave me her number

And we planned a first date

To see each other for the very first time

 

But just to inform you

I didn’t know how she really looked

All I seen was a dark photo picture

But the conversation is what got me hooked

 

So I went along with it anyway

And met her on a first date

 

As I walked her way

I couldn’t believe my eyes

And I started to giggle inside

Cause I fell in love with a midget

And I’m nearly 3 times her size

 

People all around us

They turned their head and stretched their eyes

As I walked my newly wife

Down the wedding line

 

And they always ask me why

But I tell them it doesn’t really matter how small she looks

Just know she’s very big on the inside

 

And to this day I still can’t even believe

That I fell in love with a midget

And I’m nearly 3 times her size.

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jenifer commented on 3 Times her size

05-13-2012

shows that love knows no age or size .

chopkins123 commented on 3 Times her size

09-20-2010

REALLY HUMOROUS AND THAT IS ONE THING WE OFTEN FORGET ABOUT POETRY THAT IT CAN BE FUNNY. I LIKE THIS.

maryjanet commented on 3 Times her size

08-09-2010

Hello my new friend! I first want to say thank you for sharing this!!!!! I just realized that there are more poems to share on this particular subject! Can't wait to read them. I meet my now huband on a local telephone date line!

ADeVarro commented on 3 Times her size

06-11-2010

Whoa... this actually just happened to me last night. I feel ya on this one.

BlackButterfly1 commented on 3 Times her size

05-22-2010

What a cute concept. Is it a true story? Just curious :)

almonord1990

06/18/2010

lol no way

Poetry is what is lost in translation.

Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.

almonord1990’s Poems (28)

Title Comments
Title Comments
In the mist of my eyes 2
3 Times her size 5
Feeling the sheets 3
Meeting a girl’s father 2
I am so in love with you 1
Drifting 1
Don't forget about the love 2
Preparing me 1
Our hearts beat as one 1
I wear the pants in this relationship 2
I can feel it in the wind. 3
You are the maker of who I am 3
I have to be real 1
I will 2
CHANGING MY LIFE 4
Mother Set Me Free 3
HIGHER 4
SHINE 6
STEP BY STEP 2
LOVE KILLS 2
Father and son 2
Tragedy 4
your past 3
the fight 3
Did you ever dream? 5
Using You 7
The Strangest Feelings 6
My Type Of Women 7