A Redneck's Lament
I'd write a "Heyku" just for youBut I can't count to seven
I figure the day I became that smart
The good Lord would take me to Heaven
So I'll just keep writing poems for you
Where I don't have to count
Unless I'm writing about boobies
As I can count to two
Ahem, let's see...
"A boob is one
And boobs are two
And I thank God
He gave them to you".
Anyway...
I just figured I'd write this poem
To let you know how much I care
And also so you don't think that I'm
Picturing you in your underwear
For I don't have time to think
I've just the time to write
Shoot, I can't think of nuthin' else
So I guess I'll say goodnight.
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