Almost Jailbait

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    I wrote this about my son's ex-girlfriend who has taking a liking to me...One of these ol' days she's gone be legal

    Almost Jailbait

    She was seven-teen....
                              almost jail-bait
    Eight-teen just around the corner,
                                          can I wait?
    She was slim and sexy as hell
    I bet she could rock this old jock and crack the bell
    She's my son's ex whom he lost on a mishandle
    Lawd, I could see the headlines
    "Dirty old man caught in a sex scandal"
    I guess for now I can only look and not touch
    But just lookin' at that phat booty don't do me much
    But in the back of my mind I could hear the cell doors clingin' shut
    So I said to myself,
    "I don't want to get to know Bubba,
    nor do I want him to get to know my butt"---literally

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    Tempestlady commented on Almost Jailbait

    11-11-2010

    Don't let the cover fool ya, too young to know, no matter what she's got to show. Jail aint no joke, a pinch or a poke. LOL. Write on....

    devaamido commented on Almost Jailbait

    11-11-2010

    This is a great poem. It's absolutely true and so utterly candid that nobody could keep from laughing. I lot of your stuff shows real talent & you write so you can be understood. Of COURSE you piss people off ! ! Man, if you're not pissing a few people off, you're not telling the truth !

    WordManipulator commented on Almost Jailbait

    08-26-2010

    Hahaha....dont let bubba get to know your butt he might like it....this is a good poem 7...im still laughing

    brokenhearted11 commented on Almost Jailbait

    08-11-2010

    bahaha thats funny :) liked it, it made me grin. very cute write, and entertaining too.keep writing :)

    SEVEN

    10/25/2010

    Thanx Broke....

    bforibus commented on Almost Jailbait

    08-10-2010

    lol. very humorus and true tale. like whats going on with the puberty of these girls. the big ol booties that thye enjoy showing off. poor guys. its been a fantastic summer with binoculars

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