Almost Jailbait
She was seven-teen....almost jail-bait
Eight-teen just around the corner,
can I wait?
She was slim and sexy as hell
I bet she could rock this old jock and crack the bell
She's my son's ex whom he lost on a mishandle
Lawd, I could see the headlines
"Dirty old man caught in a sex scandal"
I guess for now I can only look and not touch
But just lookin' at that phat booty don't do me much
But in the back of my mind I could hear the cell doors clingin' shut
So I said to myself,
"I don't want to get to know Bubba,
nor do I want him to get to know my butt"---literally
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