What ails you today?
I say we've got the cure!
Take this pill, symptoms gone in minutes.
But it might eat your kidney

Never fear, we've got another remedy for that!
Heal your kidney in a day
But it'll raise your blood pressure
Don't forget to pay!

High blood pressure your problem?
Well have we got a miracle pill for you!
Say goodbye high blood pressure, hello depression.
What's your impression?

What did I have to begin with?
What do I have now?
Not depression, the Pharma King has me covered.
This flavor has me feeling rather apathetic.

Pharma King says take my pure heroin,
Take my concentrated amphetamines.
They make you numb to our condition,
But at least you feel nothing.

Antibodies are overrated
And won't be in use much longer
Because we can't profit from evolution,
At least monetarily.

Pharma King mission #1:
Remove bodily functions
Replace with meds
We got support from the feds.

In a few generations, everyone will be dependent.
IV packs attached at the hip
We'll die without them!
Best keep yours on.

Pharma King mission #2:
Supporting the war against organic drugs because
Pot has no real monetary value
And 6000+ years of medical use means nothing.

Look how dumb people were then
And how much smarter they are now
They actually obey
They actually pay

Eyes glued to the TV,
Pharma Kings' number, speed dial, press 1.

Copyright Vincent Decker, 2009