Duck? (Happy Thanksgiving from Ooopsney N River Dove)

Duck??
Ooopsney……
Yes River Dove… say you
Somethin smells good… say me
Well Thonk You… say you
Uhh Oopsney…say me
Don’t you mean Thank You?
Nope…say you
River Dove…I’m trying something new
Really…what’s that Ooopsney?
Well Thonk you…say you
Ooopsney what are you
Talkin that way for?
River Dove I’m trying something new
Ok what are you trying Ooopsney
One more time River Dove
Well Thonk You
Ok Ooopsney I thonk you’re crazy
River Dove have you ever had Pee King Duck?
No Ooopsney, but I did go duck shopping once
Uhh River Dove…say you
Do you mean duck hunting?
Well Ooopsney I guess I was hunting
River Dove??? You know how to shoot?
Wha?? Say me
Shoot what Ooopsney…
A duck…say you
Ooopsney!!! Why would I shoot a duck?
Well River Dove you said you went huntin
Yes that’s true Ooopsney I did
So River Dove, did you get it?
Yes I did…say me
Well how did you get it baby?
I picked it up, … say me
Wha?? How did you do that…say you?
Well Ooopsney I just reached down and
Grabbed it up…it was easy
I took it home and got it ready for the oven
So you plucked it…say you?
No…say me…it was already bald
And ……………………………..
Wait…say you…bald?
What the hell…say you?
River Dove…?
Yes…say me
The next time you go duck huntin will you take me?
Sure Ooopsney no problem
Ok great River Dove cause I want to see a
Bald duck that you don’t have to shoot
And you can just pick it up
Tomorrow…say me
Tomorrow wha…say you
We’ll go get a duck…say me
Uhh…baby…say you
Duck season is over
Not for Wally World Ooopsney
So tomorrow Ooopsney…say me
Wait…say you…Wal-Mart?
Yes Ooopsney, we’ll go there
And get a duck, we can just
Reach in the meat case and put
It in the cart and we don’t have to
Shoot it unless you want to Ooopsney
And I’ll make it for you
But I don’t know about that pee thing
You asked me about… and… well… pee on a baked
Duck don’t sound very appetizing
But we’ll have a duck and all
The trimmins for Thanksgivin
Happy Thanksgivin Ooopsney I love You
Well Thonk You, Happy Thanksgivin
And I love you too River Dove
Ooopsney I thonk you’re crazy :))

By Rita Kay Webb