Once upon a time there was a girl

A very unattractive girl

6' tall with hair that only behaves once in a while

And she always seemed to like guys

Who had no interest in her, whatsoever

Then one day she decided enough was enough

She slept with a guy

That she wasn't dating

In his stupid Two-door

And then she told him she liked him

And that Uber Failed

So then she begun to like a different guy

With blond hair and beautiful blue-green eyes

And she told her friend

With the explicit promisae that they wouldn't tell a soul

But they forgot their promise

And told the boy

Then another friend of this girls

Talked to this boy

And then told the girl that

The blond boy liked her but

Had a girlfriend

And the girl said

"GADDAMMIT!"

And that girl...

is me!

And that girl has to see the first boy at work

And the second every weekday during first and fifth period

And in the hall

And it freaking SUCKS hardcore!!!!!