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One Christmas Eve, a Jamaican man went into a supermarket in New York and picked up a bottle of Ribeana and a bag of sugar. He paid for the Ribeana and walked out.
A shop detective arrested for stealing the sugar.
When he went to court the Judge asked him why he stole the sugar.
He replied, "Yuh Honor, me nuh hundastan wat a gwan, yuh nuh. Mi neva tief no sugar".
The judge asked him to explain himself.
He replied, "Well, mi did look pon de back ah de Ribeana an mi see it write big, big pon it say 'SUGAR FREE' so weh you woulda do?".

Be wary of anything that is offered free...................