Health Poem
One day in the gym I got hit with a ball
I fell right back, and slam my head into the wall.
I went to the nurse to get me some placid.
She said all I need is some acid.
While I was there she check my head for lice.
She said come on deary let me give you some advice.
Your hair is rather dirty and rather sick looking.
You can use that grease for baking and cooking.
And speaking of dirt.
Just look at your face, It looks like pepperoni all
over the place.
Benzoil, Peroxide is what you need.
Ought to clear your face up with speed.
Halitosis is the way I describe your breath.
If someone were to smell it.
They'll be facing death.
The nurse gave me ice and sent me on my way.
As I walked out the door, She said have a bless day.
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