Hideous Sue
Can you stop thinking about me?
I can’t stop thinking about you
I need to build and tone
Strengthen and melt away
For you, some day
I’m pudgy around the edges
I swear, you can’t tell where my head is
These fat rolls got me down
So so low I’m on the ground
Too heavy for the Earth to carry
On top of that, I’m also hairy
You’d like me if you saw me naked
Just without, like, half of my body parts
And a different nose
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