I Met Death, but I Didn't Die!

I was just chillen, sittting at home
then came the ring, ding dong!
I knew instantly, something was wrong
but I still answered, "Go away, you don't belong..."

before i knew it, there came a crash
just as I jumped up, there was a flash
next thing i saw, you wouldn't believe
Death was here! as real as can be!

I got on my knees, begged and cried
he just laughed at whatever I tried
then I noticed, he didn't say "Come here"
just looking with those missing eyes conintueous stare

slowly i stood, wondering if it was my time
I took a step at him, but he spoke a line
he said, "I'm not here to kill
relax juggalo, I'm just here to chill!"

I laughed and I chuckled and shook his hand
little did I know he'd become my best friend
he said, "Hold on, I got a surprise!"
in came all my friends both dead and alive!

I was with my friends, than I heard the ring master's call
its now time for me to serve, the Great Dark Carnival
I gladly accepted, shit, im all for clown love
I grabbed my hatchet, we are family, thicker than blood!

my homies all cheered as I stepped out the door
Death encouraged me to serve forever more
I know this was sent by god, I have faith
Death said, "Death's my father, please call me Wraith!"