always begin your infomercial by asking a question and 'relating' to a problem...

Are you 40 and single?
- Not into the bar scene?
- Turned off by dating sites?
- Don't have time for starting over?
- But are tired of being alone?

then tell the audience, how your product will 'fix' all this...

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AgeLess.A State of Mind...

Are you aging?
Not into celebrating your birthdays?
Turned off by double digits?
Don't think you have the Time?
Are you tired of Age?

Then welcome, to AgeLess.
It's a state of mind. Affordable,
Available in all colors to suit your style.
Males, Females, PonyTails and Snails....
Step right up!
We fit just about everything.

Once you try it, you'll come to find,
A more youthful state of mind.
Your birthdays, you'll want to celebrate and
Double digits, they won't mean anything.
The clock will spin, but you won't really care.
You'll ride those hands and float in the air.
You won't care about the time because,
In an AgeLess.State of Mind,
You'll know you're truly livin'.

and then ask for the 'sale'...

"Please buy it. It's free.."

- But are U tired of being alone?

And now, for the next eternity, we'll include FREE,
US. and you never are... alone. :)

Open your Mind to an AgeLess state.of.Begin.