kelly has a big head


  • Humor
  • ,
  • Love
  • ,
  • Angst !

    Poem Commentary

    kelly was and is one beautiful woman. we laughed and had a loving but often tense and emotional relationship. i loved her so. however, she did have a big head. the head thing was a running joke throughout the time we shared. she loved the tribute but disagrees with me about her dome.

    kelly has a big head

    a chair is not a house and a house is not a home
    and there is not a house that can contain my girlfriend's dome
    "does my butt look big?" she asked, and i abruptly said
    "nevermind your butt, girl, look at your spacious head !"

    she cast the strangest shadows when she moves across the floor
    i'd have her in for dinner but can't fit her through my door
    she's pretty as a princess sitting on a golden throne
    too bad there's not a crown to grace that head so overgrown
    'cos kelly has a big head
          kelly has a big head
          kelly has a big head, y'all

    she wears the cutest clothes and she is chic without a doubt
    uncovered is her head because most hats just don't work out
    when walking down the street we scarcely get a moments peace
    'cos people stop and stare and one fool called the damn police

    and kelly has a big head
          kelly has a big head
          kelly has a big head, y'all

    she has those pouting lips and eyes that are so bright, so round
    and if she shaved her head she would resemble charlie brown
    don't get me wrong, i love her and it's she i wish to wed
    but first i gotta find some way to shrink my baby's head

    'cos kelly has a big head
          kelly has a big head
          kelly has a big head, y'all.


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    Iliketoflyaway commented on kelly has a big head


    you are crazy! you must have been missing her if wrote about her dome. I love it

    EyesOfRain commented on kelly has a big head


    Oh my goodness hahahaha!!!! You are stinkin HILARIOUS!



    the funny thing is we might be getting back together after 10 years of being apart. she still has a big head, however. thank you.



    Sounds like congrats are in order then! It's very nice that there is such good humor between you :)

    gregster commented on kelly has a big head

    05-13-2010 guess you will have to deal with it if she you will wed man.....great poem

    hjaycarney commented on kelly has a big head


    cleaver, humorous, insightful, brought smiles to my face. very well done.

    Savant commented on kelly has a big head


    Don't all pretty girls have big heads? i bet she punched you in the arm after she read this piece. That's beautiful that you guys could laugh with and at each other. Humor is a powerful adhesive in a relationship. Funny piece. i thought you said you knew darkness well? I can't tell.



    this was fun to write, my lighter side. thank you for your attention and time.

    A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness. It finds the thought and the thought finds the words.

    Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.

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