Let me count the way I love her assets

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    This is meant to be read more allowed than in your head. If you're in a public place, don't read it allowed because people will neve look at you the same. It is prefered to be read by me out loud, but if you can do Morgan Freeman, I guess you'll do. Also, I don't want you to think I'm partial to butts over breasts or that I would stoop so low as to objectify a woman, like all men do..... so yeah. But, I want you to focus on the fact that it's satire and humor and that I'm not really a creep, I swear. I swear! Come on, Babe, don't leave. It was a joke. I was kidding. No sweety, don't go. I'm sorry... I'm sorry... PLEASE! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME! OH COME ON! WHY!? WHY!? I'll call you!

    Let me count the way I love her assets

     I have a friend, she's beautiful
    Her beauty outshines the rests
    Because she has this long brown hair
    And two large female br...      brightened eyes, and that nose is definantly
                                                                        pretty cute and womanly too

    Now, some men only want her body
    But that would be just rude
    Do they like her for that long brown hair
    or is it those big bouncing boo... booming conversation contributions 
                                                                  that she gives when she talks?

    I don't know, I'm partial to all
    Her eyes, her smile, her lips
    Her character, attitude, long flowing hair
    But also those large plumped t... lips... did I already say lips? Oh I did, my bad.

    All in all, she's a beautiful gal
    I wish to someday be suitor
    And though I guess I've been dodging to say it
    I really do love her h.... Hiney... I know, I'm sorry, but I'm with Sir Mixs-A-Lot. 
                                                    I sure do love those back ends
                                      It's probably not what you were thinking and I'm sorry
                             I shouldn't objectify women like that, but that's what men do
                                            Her nose is still pretty cute though                  And I do think she brings up some good points in our talks
                                                                    like... um ...
                                                                           ... well ...
                                                                                ...     ...
                                                                                    i'm an awful person.

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    am2anangel commented on Let me count the way I love her assets

    12-08-2011

    This was great loved it. Had me laughing. It was almost like I could hear the words and see the facial expressions. well done. -Tonya
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    GeniusMan

    12/19/2011

    Thank you, I didn't even realize. Your central typing on your poems and rhythmatic transitions are quite potent in conveying a to-the-point emotional ideal. They're pretty good.

    Poetry is what gets lost in translation.

    Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.

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