Loving A Vampire (A Twilight Parody Poem)

0 Comments

Tags:
  • Humor
    • ,
  • Romance
    • ,
  • Poetry

    Poem Commentary

    Just making fun of Twilight. This poem is made just for fun, I'm not a hater so please don't be offended. I do not own Twilight, it's all S.M. "s. No copyright infringment intended.

    Loving A Vampire (A Twilight Parody Poem)

     Wells this is a romance
    Just ripe for satire
    Because I'm in love
    With a guy whose a...vampire?

    But he's no Dracula.
    'Cuz you see...

    He glitters like diamonds
    When he's in the sun
    And he's safe 'cuz he only drinks
    Animal blood!

    His family is like him
    But they think I smell good!
    So thhey saved me from the Volturi
    Who where these big dark hoods.

    He's also super fast
    And really, really strong
    And he said I'm like his drug
    So Emmett and I bought him a bong!

    So you see they're not all bad
    Except for when they lie
    They could be the heroes!
    Or are they the bad guys?

    Poem Comments

    (0)

    Please login or register

    You must be logged in or register a new account in order to
    leave comments/feedback and rate this poem.

    Login or Register

    Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.

    Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997) U.S. poet.

    ShadowStealer’s Poems (38)

    Title Comments Submitted
    Title Comments Submitted
    Retirement 0 08/08/2011
    Aftermath 0 08/08/2011
    Too Late 0 08/08/2011
    Loving A Vampire (A Twilight Parody Poem) 0 08/08/2011
    Phantom of the Opera Song/Poem 0 03/25/2011
    Stuck Inside Myself 2 01/28/2011
    Stained Glass 3 12/20/2010
    Different Arts 2 12/18/2010
    Release 3 11/29/2010
    Abuse 4 11/19/2010
    Insanity Is Calling 5 11/19/2010
    Depression Haiku 3 11/09/2010
    Mummy Dearest 3 11/04/2010
    Everyone Loves Someone 4 10/23/2010
    Roses Are Red... 1 10/20/2010
    The Spider's Guild 1 10/19/2010
    Dance of the Seasons 2 10/07/2010
    Counterpart 1 09/27/2010
    Haiku 1 2 09/09/2010
    Summer Love 1 08/30/2010
    A Forgotten Friend 8 08/18/2010
    Dancing with Death 5 08/17/2010
    That Red Door 2 08/17/2010
    A Colored Rose 6 08/10/2010
    A Bookish Life 5 08/09/2010
    Raised By the Faeries 4 08/06/2010
    I wonder 5 08/03/2010
    Night and Day 3 08/02/2010
    Long Ago 4 07/31/2010
    Bored 2 07/28/2010
    Heartbreak 6 07/26/2010
    Raindrops 6 07/25/2010
    Sanctuary 6 07/25/2010
    Ice Prince 10 07/24/2010
    Artificial 8 07/23/2010
    Simply Love 4 07/23/2010
    The Theater 2 07/22/2010
    Mirror Mirror 4 07/19/2010
    Top of Page