ME AND I JUST BEING SARCASTIC

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    ME AND I JUST BEING SARCASTIC

    I: ‘Freeze’, you under arrest for touching the girl breast!

    Me: I’m not touching the girl breast I’m touching her chest…….

    I: really! According to the position of your hand, it look such a mess…

    Me: for that I was not impress.

    I: Thank you for trying but that wasn’t your very best.

    Me: Oh well, it take a long time for myself to be express….

    I: Oh yea, it sound like u giving a request!

    Me: It’s not just a request, but one of my very best to get access…

    I: access of what? You listen! I’m the officer here, so I’m the test.

    Me: Ha, ha, ha! You made me laugh; I’m already getting access to the process…..

    I: ha, ha, ha, what! You laugh like a woman, its funny, you witney or francess…

    Me: Ha! You officers are jokers, you don’t know who you messing with…..know that, I’m more valuable than the American express…

    I: mm! Who’s the pest, put all jokes aside! Ill beat u like a game of chess

    Me: heye..beat me! Men will bounce you like a ball, boot you like a cow and run over u like Mr.boker taxi.

    I: To sarcastically…..you coming with me.

    Me: to where u anaconda?

    I: To the station...u going to jail u gorilla!

    Me: Men don’t do that… I would not repeat,

    cause I’m being sarcastic….and I’m sick of it.



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    A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness. It finds the thought and the thought finds the words.

    Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.

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