Mud Gophers

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    This poem was my answer to this question.......
    Survey: I just got the results of my colonoscopy, and it said I have a PH Balance on the slightly "acidic" side, and that a colony of mud gophers had taken up residence there...is this normal, or should I be worried?

    Mud Gophers

    Oh! Those little mud gophers
    Really are a threat
    Sukky little loafers
    They like places wet.
    The colon crawlers have tiny feet
    They need a little traction
    Traveling to the beat
    Never meeting a distraction.
    Anal animals are tough
    They get in all the grooves
    Little buggers are so buff
    Digging in with their hooves.
    Burglars that enter your butt
    Will soon find their booty
    Running races through your gut
    Making your farts smell fruity.
    Now assmunchers are SO bad
    They suck out all your life
    And you feel ill and mad
    Begging Doc to use a knife.

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