This iz my bio and what it sayz about me

I'm 6ft even but I'm not a tree

My head stay shaved so it will shine

I may be turning 36 this year but I will still be fine

I work out to keep my sex pack....err six pack hard

I weigh only 219 but my butt is larg'

My eyez are brown with a shade of blu'

Come chek'm out gurlz, they'll hypnotize u

My skin tone iz  brownish

But my accent iz somewhat Irish

Ladiez love me, gurlz adore me

Even the onez that neva saw me, right?

I know that was lame, but I'm still the same

My pen name iz “Seven” not eight

My friendz nicked me “Gatorbait”

Well this is my short bio az u can see

I like poemz that rhymez most likely

Chek out my poemz and watch my pen flow

If u cud read my handwritingz, it too wud be best in show

All through high skool (and I mean “high”) gurlz wanted me to write them a letta

My penmanship stole other guyz' gurlz cuz it waz betta.

The teacherz claimed I will go far in life

They told me not to marry cuz I won't keep a wife :(

Somehow that came true to this day

I'm still single ladiez and hellz to the NO I'm not gay.