My uncle's Cat


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A humor poem dedicated to an annoying feline....

My uncle's Cat

My uncle’s cat is a stinky thing.

He pukes and pees and shits.

He claws the furniture and plays with things.

I wish I could kill it.

He constantly begs for tasty treats.

Is always right there at my feet.

I wish I could throw him out in the street.

I hate my uncle’s cat.


My uncle’s cat is a nosy thing.

He climbs and sniffs and lurks.

He pukes in the hall and climbs on the sink.

Where humans brush their teeth and drink.

Why God have a cat?

They stink, they stink.

I hate my uncle’s cat.


My uncle’s cat is a lurking tom.

He slinks and prowls and purrs.

His claws are sharp and unfortunately.

His meow is even worse.

Always wanting something.

Yowling and mewling too.

I wish I could do something.

I hate my uncle’s cat.


Phil G. Inman Sr. 2010

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