Nonsense Poem: Toast

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    • Scorpia
    • trust everyone, get hurt...trust no one, get nothing

    Nonsense Poem: Toast
    Butter toast-hold the butter!
    Add some cinnamon-hold the cinnamon!
    Add some peanut butter- hold the buttery part!
    Add a scrambled egg- hold the egg!
    Soak it in cold water!
    Add some hot peppers-hold the hot!
    Add some crumbs-only keep the toast!
    Cut the toast up-glue it with jam!
    Now you have a
    butter-without the butter, cinnamon-without the cinnamon, peanut butter- only the peanuts, scrambled egg- without the egg, soggy, cold peppers, cut up, jammed up
    TOAST!

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    blueberry commented on Nonsense Poem: Toast

    02-27-2010

    Very funny! Next time I have toast for breakfast...I'll remember your poem.
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    peacefully commented on Nonsense Poem: Toast

    11-25-2009

    this is so very cute. I love the way you think. Never thought anyone could find so much to say about toast.
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