Nook N Cranny

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Nook N Cranny

Hey River Dove...say you
Whatcha doin baby
Searchin...say me
Searchin for what ...say you
A nook n cranny...say me
Wha...River Dove what are you talkin about
Well Ooopsney...say me
I was readin this story...see
And Lula said she needed to find a nook n cranny
And....
Wait...hold up a minute...say you
What story and who the hell is Lula
This mystery that I'm readin Ooopsney
And Lula is a character in the story.
So when I got to the nook n cranny part
Well I got lost...cause I don't know what
A nook n cranny is...and so I got the big
Red dictionary and tried to find nook n cranny
But Ooopsney it ain't in there, so I called
Miss Thelma the preacher's wife and asked her
What a nook n cranny is and she giggled
Ooopsney she laughed at me...And she
Said ohh River Dove I can't believe you don't know
And I said what is it I'm suppose to know ma'am
About nook n cranny honey...said she
So Ooopsney I asked her if it had to do
With...well you know...Sex Parts
And she laughed so hard and again said
She couldn't believe I didn't know and...
Well River Dove...say you
Yes baby it is Sex Parts and...
Baby I want to see your nook n cranny now
OOOPSNEY!!! SHHHH...PEOPLE
ON THE BRIDGE WILL HEAR YOU
AND KNOW THAT I HAVE A NOOK N CRANNY
Well River dove...baby...if you don't want anyone
On the bridge to hear you then stop shouting.
Baby...River Dove..My Lil Bright Star...
Everyone has a nook n cranny
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Say me
Yes....say you
Baby a nook n cranny is the lil hiding
Places in peoples homes, drawers, corners, etc...
But come mere River Dove...Baby
And show me your nook n cranny
Well Ooopsney....oooo lala
You have to catch me first...
Start runnin baby....say you
Hey Ooopsney no fair...say me
I didn't get a chance to run....
OOOhhhh hahaha
You found it Ooopsney....
Yes I did River Dove...
I love you baby...
I love you too Ooopsney

By Rita Kay Webb

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cajunduck commented on Nook N Cranny

01-25-2012

If a person does not smile when reading this, then the person has no heart. I love the way you can bring humor to a world that I feel has lost it's since of humor. Please keep them coming. Thank's.

SlowPoet commented on Nook N Cranny

04-26-2011

interesting . I enjoyed every minute of it. great concept. i can't stop going over it. perfect

koolmom0

04/26/2011

lol Thank you

Teardrops commented on Nook N Cranny

01-22-2011

Rita again i love this new and fresh way you are writing .It really amazing i loved it as always Marie

MrGee commented on Nook N Cranny

01-22-2011

ooolala. a clever poem you have written and very funny. Of course you are an expert regarding the writing of ooopsney poems. a 10+10

winterkou commented on Nook N Cranny

01-18-2011

creative and nice stoiry you tell here , looks like you had soem fun with thsi write

Poetry is either something that lives like fire inside you or else it is nothing, an empty formalized bore around which pedants can endlessly drone their notes and explanations.

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Merry Christmas To All Of You From Ooopsney And River Dove 8
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May Our Love Be 2
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When We Can't Touch 21
Words of Love 12
Fire 10
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Sweet Woodland Song 10
Walk Softly Love 12
Kiss Me Again Sweetheart 32
The Art Show 18
Before The Age 13
One Night In April 28
Step By Step 14
Cross Of Feathers 6
Slide On The Ice 12
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Come To Me 22
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Sing My Friend Sing 18
Eternal Flame 33
Little Boy 35
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The Puppy Add 13
Stay 10
Southern Comfort 9
A Hot Day In July 10
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SING MY FRIEND SING 2
THE MARRIAGE WALTZ 2
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