Now If That Ain't Love, I Don't Know What Is!


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    • Mandi
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    this is a true story.

    Now If That Ain't Love, I Don't Know What Is!

    I opened my eyes
    And what did I spy?
    A most disgusting sight
    That ever did meet my eye.
    A big round , hairy body
    The hair was most thick
    So ugly that I almost became sick
    Taking note of each hairy leg
    I desperately began to beg,
    "Oh , please-- don't eat me.
    Please, please set me free..."
    Then, suddenly a man appeared at my door,
    I asked him to save me,
    He answered , Why "shore"!.
    He proceeded to climb on a chair'
    Smacked the thing, and said, "There!"
    He climbed down and turned to me to say,
    "Just give me a holler, for more dragons to slay!"
    Now if that isn't love,
    I don't know what is.

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    sawdust commented on Now If That Ain't Love, I Don't Know What Is!


    oh thats cute you must have gotten the focus from a little varmit on the ceiling which is more entertaing for the reader than trying to express a feeling that so many others have as well tried to explain and failed good write

    SuperChick76 commented on Now If That Ain't Love, I Don't Know What Is!


    Awwww!!!!!!!!! I agree, if that ain't love, than I don't know what is!!! What an adorable story.... And I agree with icu2 completely!!!! Them and the flying dragons with stingers(wasps) *shudder.* lol, beautifully written, my friend. Thanks for sharing this. :D

    icu2 commented on Now If That Ain't Love, I Don't Know What Is!


    Some people haven't a clue just how grateful a girl is when a knight slays a six-legged dragon! Toooooooo cute Mandi. I loved it!

    gogant commented on Now If That Ain't Love, I Don't Know What Is!


    Hey Mandi, I guess we all have some funny way of explaining what love is.....and this is one of the funniest yet. You have a wonderful touch of variety in your work.....keep up the good work..............g

    Teardrops commented on Now If That Ain't Love, I Don't Know What Is!


    I love the poem . Is it a dream she is having ? And i truly love the man who saved her and yes thats love thanks Marie



    this actually did happen... i take a medication for my parkiinson's and sometimes you get weird dreams when you are 1/2 awake my hubby did pretend to kill a spider

    Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion.

    T. S. Eliot (1888-1965) American-English poet and playwright.

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