P.M.S/ I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

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    MY FAVORIT POEM I CALL THIS POEM A WOMENS ANTHEM LOL.
    OUR BEAUTIEFUL P.M.S.

    ONCE AGAIN I MADE ANOTHER STORY AND
    CHARACTERS .

    ENJOY COMMENT

    P.M.S/ I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

    I'm a women and I have A friend....p.m.s. till the end!!.
    I went to the store to look for some drugs.NOT JUST ANY DRUG..but the drug
    I look like a crazy person lookin for a snack. & Gues what chocolate is my crack.
    As i walk out happy as can be. Cuz i got my chocolate baby to eat..
    Then it happens the assholes appear.with the side of rude comments Which i feared so when ever i wouldnt responed...and tryed to move on
    this grown ass bitch would say
    fuck you bitch...i kno you really wanna bone?!!!
    with his lil friends laughing.i turned around and said like scooby doo..argggh?
    i went up and naturaly nice as can be i said to him you need to chill or leave.
    He Looks at me with his lil smirk. smart ass lil jerk.
    as i walk away with my purse with the side of my hope creed.
    as in.".i hope i dont have to beat his ass."
    I'm bloated i got a fuckin headache.i aint got time.
    I just wanna eat my chocolate and take a bath.but i really hope i aint gotta beat some ass.

    So as i walked away and try to contain my self like a lady.
    he said thats right bitch take your fat ass home.
    i went up to him nicely with a smile on my face. dropped my purse .and dropped kick him in his face.
    gave him the finger and walked away.as his friends stood shocked with dissmay. walked to my car with a smile on my
    face lmao

    2010   all rights reserved
    By Karma


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    Worthless commented on P.M.S/ I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

    10-02-2009

    Funny! But I always seem to be the male in the relationships because i swear men have P.M.S. everyday and I just get some horomone pills or estrogen pills and give them to a few that i know and see what happens? I bet it will be funny!!!!

    cousinsoren commented on P.M.S/ I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

    09-18-2009

    Well! Well! Well! We wouldn't believe that Karma, considering her lithe frame at 24, could drop kicjk anyone in the face. One thing we are certain about, she isn't the tyoe that would "kiss ass" She prefers to kick. She seems to be not only a great narrator of incidents and a natural interpreter of feelings or emotiion, but she is adept at impersonating her characters, whom she chooses to write about, in a convincing dramatic passion.as seen in this poem. Once again, I am wonderiing if the typos in this poem are deliberately stylistic. . If they are not, then she needs to edit her poems carefully, before posting. Somehow,I find these typos disturbind, as they tend to detract from, the quality of her works.

    poetheart87 commented on P.M.S/ I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

    09-17-2009

    LOL!!!! PMS is a bitch and don't fuck with us ladies when we have that little friend coming because we'll turn nasty on you and you won't like it or care for it. And you told it true, thanks so much

    Sydney commented on P.M.S/ I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

    09-14-2009

    oh and a 10 from me which i dont always type out what i give. but a 10 from me.

    Sydney commented on P.M.S/ I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

    09-14-2009

    LMFAO. this is totally what i wanted to do to somebody yesturday at work cuz i wasnt in a mood to be messed with. you had me on a roll and i wanted to see happened next on the guy.

    If I feel physically as if the top of my head were taken off, I know that is poetry.

    Emily Dickinson (1830-1886) American poet.

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