Santa Claus Is Coming Around

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    Santa Claus Is Coming Around




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    you better watch out
    you better not whine
    you better not shout
    he's angry this time
    Santa Claus is coming around

    he's making a fist
    he's shaking it thrice
    he needs to find out
    who gave him beard lice
    Santa Claus is combing the town

    he knows when you've been drinking
    he knows when you are baked
    he knows when you have morning wood
    put away that trouser snake

    Ohhh
    you better wise up
    you better not whine
    you best be ready 
    to love him long time


    Santa Claus is coming around

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    cheronld commented on Santa Claus Is Coming Around

    01-14-2020

    Lol...this indeed did bring a smile on my face....I wish I saw this during the holidays....I can see some parts on a T-Shirt....nicely done....

    Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.

    Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997) U.S. poet.

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