Sex is like math
Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And start to multiply!
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And start to multiply!
Sex is like math
4 Comments
Tags: Erotic
- Annabear
- in vegas tryin to get married to the man i love
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Kitra commented on Sex is like math
06-04-2009
- Wow! I called my husband as soon as I read this one! I loved it! But hopefully sex is the last thing on your mind...Subtract the sex, add God's Holy Word(Holy Bible), divide the Truth, and watch your life Multiply in joy, happiness, love, peace, and prosperity, but the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life!
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tinkbabey commented on Sex is like math
05-13-2009
- lol. thats freaking hilarious! have you heard the other one involving restrants?
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lonewolf commented on Sex is like math
04-17-2009
- very well said. love the humour
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