She timed it just right, as I was walking by.
She said, “excuse sir, please help me. Something just flew in my eye.”
I said, “Ok, hold your head back; and let me take a look.”
I’m saying to myself, this has got to be, one of the oldest tricks in the book.

I looked, and told her I didn’t see, whatever was irritating her blink.
She said, “That’s ok, it must be gone. Tell you what. Let’s go for a drink”.
Just as I thought, it was a lie to get my attention.
So I told her a lie of my own. Something like, “I can’t. My license is under suspension.”

Now, I only told her that to see, how much game she thought she possessed.
That’s when she pulled out her keys, and hit the “chirp-chirp” to her Lex.
How convenient. Her car is parked right at our side.
She says, “My eye feels better now. Hop in. Let’s go for a ride.”

I’m like, this is one smooth chick, and wondered what she was gonna come with next.
I didn’t have to wonder long. She started hinting about sex.
Hint #1: “Do you have a girlfriend? Hint #2: Are you busy tonight?
Oh yeah! I forgot about the drink. Reach in the glove compartment. There’s some Gin & Sprite.”

I grabbed the bottle of Gin. She said, “WAIT A MINUTE! Reach in there again.
If I’m not mistaken, there should be a bottle of Hen.”
Now I’m sitting there holding two bottles (I have one in each hand).
Oh. I get it. She’s planning on getting me drunk. So her every wish will be my command.

I couldn’t be mad at her. For a female she had pretty good game.
She said, “I can’t believe you’re in my car, holding my liquor; and I don’t even know your name.
I said, “Well. You didn’t ask; but it’s still not too late.”
She said, “Well, what is it, or are you gonna make, me WAIT”?!

I said, “my name is LE$. Your turn, what’s yours?
She said, “Hi LE$. My is, ah, wait a minute. Let me run into this store.
She quickly pulled over. Stopped. Hopped out; and, ran inside.
Then came back, and tossed me a sack of bud at me; and said, “roll a blunt. Let’s get high.”

I put the bottles down. Rolled the blunt. She said, “WAIT A MINUTE! Don’t fire-it-up yet. Let’s go.
I said, WHERE! She said, “Over there. I have a room at that “Mo-Mo.”
I said, “HOLD UP! YOU “WAIT A MINUTE”. THIS HAS GONE QUITE, FAR ENOUGH!
She said, “Ahhhh, come on LE$. Don’t be such a baby. I promise I won’t get rough”.
I said, “I ain’t worried bout that. It’s just………HEY! You still haven’t told me your name.
She said, “Ah, that. Don’t worry. When we get to the room, I promise I’ll explain.”
Well, we get to the room. Smoked the blunt; and, drank on that Gin & Hen.
And when I woke up, there was a note, saying “Thanks LE$. You were great. Can’t wait, to do it, again.”