Mans Perspective (Inside his head)

Wow shes hot, an 8.5 out of 10,
Man, it be nice to be more than a friend,
With this one, shes got a booty, pretty hair and a pretty face,
Wow, I wonder what it be like to make out with her all over the place?
Oh shit shes staring, should I go,?
She locked eyes man its time to start the show,
All you youve got to do is let her know youre interested in her,
Let her know that she is intriuging to you,
And as you talk to her, you know the rest,
You lose nothing, and gain everything at best,

Come on man, get off your ass, lets go, lets go! move it!
Otherwise chad over there is gonna be the one to get it,
And youll be playing the I coulda woulda shoulda game,
Jesus man youre F&**king lame,
Oh shit shes coming, shes coming this way,
Whoa shes even smiling at me, cuter up close than from far away,
There ya go, smile back boy, good job,
Now take the next step when she comes back before ya get robbed,

No, no no no no no! Youre fu*&ing up man, All you gotta do is say hi,
Why, oh god, why ask why?
Wow, its 15 minutes later and youve done nothing,
Are your balls in a shrink or something?
Yeah they are, they are in hideout,
Send them to exile, a sold wipeout,

Oh shit get ready get ready man heres she comes one more time,
TIme to shine or youll regret this down the line,
WHAT? Hi? Is that all you can say, is that all you can do?
Aww man what the hell is wrong with you?
She was begging you , I mean begging you to say anything past hi,
But like the jackass youve become, you let another beauty slip, anotther beauty fly,

Youve got to reframe your thinking and strentgthen your game,
Cause all of your buddies got chicks and youre going home to wank till youre insane.