THE MS TITANIC

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    In 1994 I was dxed with MS after years of theorapy.  I finally found a Dr. who gave me all the needed tests and gave my delima a name. 

    THE MS TITANIC

    THE MS TITANIC

     

    I WOKE UP ONE MORNING -- MY LEGS IN A TIZZY

    WHEN I ROSE TO MY FEET, MY HEAD FELT SO DIZZY

    THAT I SAT BACK ON THE BED

    WONDERING "WHAT'S THIS GOING ON IN MY HEAD?"

     

     

    I WOKE UP NEXT MORNING, FEELING QUITE NUMB

    THOUGH NOT TO CONFUSE WITH MY FEELING DUMB

    LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT MY BRAIN WAS NUMB TOO

    SO I CALLED ON MY DOCTOR -- SAID, "WHAT SHALL I DO?"

     

     

    HE POKED AND HE PRODDED ON ALL OF MY SECTIONS

    THEN SAT BACK IN HIS CHAIR AND ASKED ME SOME QUESTIONS

    WHEN HE SAID IN HIS MOST SINCERE VOICE, "YOU ARE CRAZED."

    I SAT ON THE TABLE -- I WAS UNPHASED.

     

     

    I HAD HEARD THAT BEFORE, WHEN I'D GONE IN TO SEE

    WHY WAS I HAVING A HARD TIME TRYING TO PEE?

    AND THE TIME BEFORE THAT, WHEN I WENT IN A STATED,

    "CAN YOU TELL ME WHY DOC, I'VE BEEN SO CONSTIPATED?"

     

     

    THEN THERE WAS THE TIME WHEN I COULDN'T FIND

    OUT WHY IT WAS , MY RIGHT EYE WAS BLIND!

    SO I SOUGHT OUT A DOCTOR -- A GOOD PhD

    AFTER SIX YEARS HE AGREED

    THERE WAS SOMETHING MEDICALLY WRONG WITH ME

     

     

    SO, HE GAVE ME A CARD AND TOLD ME TO GO

    "SEE THIS MAN! HE'S A REALLY GOOD NEURO!"

    SO I SAW 'DR. DAN' -- HE RAN MANY TESTS

    BEFORE BREAKING THE NEWS THAT I HAD

     

           A  

     

    MONSTEROUS DISEASE THAT COULD ESCULATE

    EVERYTIME IT DECIDE I SHOULD EXACERBATE.

    I TOLD MYSELF THEN, THOUGH THE STEP WAS GIGANTIC

    I CAN GET THROUGH THIS SAIL ON THE

     

    MAN THE LIFE BOATS FOLKS! ITS GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE!

    tlsh 06/10/2000

    for Dr. Dan Botsford

     

    MS TITANIC!

    MONSTEROUS DISEASE THAT COULD ESCULATE
    MS.

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