The Pen
I went into a spy shopand looked well all around
and in a special corner
a collections what I found
all of assorted pens
with completely outragous prices
and each a different specialty
your desires it suffices
It's got one that shoot lazers
one that shoots a light
one that could shock things
but it didn't always work right
one that took pictures
one that played songs
one that filmed movies
but there's something all wrong
there's something you forgot
in all this good fun
who cares if you can shoot objects
from a pen that's a gun
what about the writing
isn't that why pens were made
who needs a useless squirt pen
or any other upgrades
It's meant to write emotions
the thoughts that aren't ignored
Oh Bulwer-Lytton, as you put it
is it not mightier than the sword
Though I must give it that much
and to that I say congrats
though these things maybe outrageous
I'd like to see a sword do all that
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