The Potato

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    The Potato

    In the ground is where they grow
    Probably from Idaho
    Underneath the dirt and mud
    Lies a healthy, hardy spud

    It's a tuber, not a root
    It's a veggie, not a fruit
    The potato is so great
    I'm so hungry, I can't wait

    It's my favorite vegetable
    Soon my belly will get full
    With potatoes, you will see
    In my every recipe

    I'm addicted to French fries
    They must be the perfect size
    Watch my potato bread rise
    And my sweet potato pies

    Let me sing a lovely ballad
    About my potato salad
    Baked potatoes are a dream
    Don't forget the sour cream

    Mashed potatoes are so nice
    Starchier than beans or rice
    All these carbs are good for you
    Tater tots, potato stew

    Potatoes with my pot roast
    Hash browns, eggs along with toast
    At the store, they're quite a deal
    Potatoes with every meal

    Potatoes of every type 
    Truly lives up to the hype
    I'm a big fan, yes I am
    Just don't offer me a yam

     

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    am2anangel commented on The Potato

    01-13-2012

    lol another great and funny write. Alas the potato is my down fall. I too love some sort of potato with every meal. well done. -Tonya

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