To my Landlord - please take note

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    To my Landlord - please take note

    I really don’t mind you using my loo
    But a couple of things will you please do?
    It isn’t really too much to ask
    Or a heavily laden burden of task
    I don’t want to be greeted upon lifting the lid
    With a turgid sea monster, or an artistic skid.
    On the rim please don’t leave a splash
    I don’t want to obtain a urinal rash
    So when you leave please make sure to flush
    As reading this on the door may make you blush
    One more thing that I request
    Wash your hands, after your toilet rest.

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    SEVEN commented on To my Landlord - please take note

    05-22-2009

    HAHAHAHAHA....i might give this lil diddy to my boss...cuz sometimes I wonder about his bathroom manner...lol thats a good one...i like humor poetry

    SusanLee commented on To my Landlord - please take note

    03-25-2009

    LOL this is great! Needed this poem, made my day.

    lightcourier commented on To my Landlord - please take note

    03-25-2009

    Funny! Fun to read! Thanks!

    dahlusion commented on To my Landlord - please take note

    02-22-2009

    This is perfect poetic humor.

    graceladymn commented on To my Landlord - please take note

    02-21-2009

    Quite different.

    Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion.

    T. S. Eliot (1888-1965) American-English poet and playwright.

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