What Ali Would've Said

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    What Ali Would've Said

    Ali was a man with many, many lines

    Wrote a few poems made ‘em all rhyme

    wouldn’t do it now but back in the day
    He would express himself just this way


    A Sista all dressed for a seven o clock date
    checked her watch ‘cause the Brotha was late.
    I ain't the Brotha if it hada been me
    woulda been there since a quarter of three
    The Brotha showed up with apologies in hand
    hoping she was the type who could understand

    He felt so sorry he had to make her wait
    He explained somptin came up, left work late
    I ain’t the Brotha but if it had been me
    would've left the j. o. b. long before three
    He walked her to his car there before her eyes
    laying on the seat, her just because surprise
    He handed her a card with a very special note
    Because you’re my baby at the bottom he wrote

    What she found inside was a matching set

    And two year subscription to Ebony and Jet
    The Sista was cool you could see in here eyes
    Fore she could thank him he again apologized
    I ain’t that Brotha but if hada been me
    Twice is too many definitely not three
    They took in a show with dinner for two
    Brotha couldn’t think of another thing to do
    When she suggested he take her home
    Where the two of them, could be__ alone

    The Sista was getting that look in her eyes

    She was in the mood to share her surprise
    He glanced at his watch saw it was getting late
    Remembered he had an early business date
    Now I ain't the Brotha but if it hada been me
    I woulda stuck around till half past three
    The brother went home for a good nite's sleep
    It was quiet as a mouse, with nary a peep
    He raised up in the bed with sleep in his eyes
    Thought about the Sista and again apologized

    I ain’t the Brotha but if it had been me
    would've handled things a lil' differently
    Instead of eight would've got there at three
    Since it was one Sista who was fine as could be

    The very next day he called her on the phone

    But much to his surprise, she won’t at home

    I ain’t that Brotha, but if hada been me

    I would still been there, if ya know what I mean!

    A week went by, he hadn’t heard a thing

    Couldn’t figure why she hadn’t given him a ring

    He called once more a dude answered her phone

    And no longer wondered what was going on

    I ain’t that Brotha but I said my piece

    I’ll just git off his case and let him be


    The moral of this story, if there is one
    Brotha shouldn't leave work to be done

    I don’t know but if it was back in the day

    Ali would’ve put it just this way

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