What Happens Now

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    This was a challenge poem that I decided on.I needed 3 embarrassing moments incorporated into a poem with the title "What Happens Now." This is what I came up with after about 7 to 10 minutes.

    What Happens Now

    The hottest girl in school
    keeps watching your every move.
    She can't take her eyes off of you.
    Finally she starts toward you
    and your nerves start to kick in.
    She walks up behind you
    and taps you on the shoulder
    but before she can say anything
    you have already wet your pants.
    She walks away and you're left asking
    What happens now?

    You(girl this time) have been dating this guy for a while
    and the sex has been great.
    He hasnt let you go down on him
    but you stilll enjoy every minute of it.
    The moment heats up
    and the sex finishes rough.
    Afterwards he falls asleep
    so you decide to wake him up
    with a good blow job.
    When you make your way down
    you realize that he's a girl with a strap-on.
    What happens now?

    You finally make your wish come true
    by getting a date with the Prom Queen.
    She lets you decide on the arrangements
    so you decide on dinner and a movie.
    Dinner goes great as does the movie.
    She has invited you back to her place
    and she starts ripping your clothes off
    as soon as you walk through the door.
    She starts to go down on you
    but when she gets there
    you can't get it up.
    What happens now?

    There are all kinds of embarrassing moments
    that make a person who they are.
    These are some ideas that I found
    that make people laugh
    but it's not about the moment
    but what happens afterwards.
    Do you never show your face again
    or do you let it go like it never happened?
    We all face embarrassing moments
    but the question we have to ask ourselves afterwards
    is what happens now?

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    calijya commented on What Happens Now

    11-07-2009

    ur a funny guy. i dont have much humor in my poetry, but i really enjoyed this one. btw, i live in the city of fayetteville too.

    stellar commented on What Happens Now

    10-27-2009

    This is so catchy for this poem is full of humor...I am laughing as i read this one...lol....

    firepixie commented on What Happens Now

    08-16-2009

    OMG! I LOVE IT!! it was hilarious, it kept me wondering what you were going to say! Can i print a copy of this? So that i can remember that Sh*t happens to everybody.

    Keiko commented on What Happens Now

    08-15-2009

    that is great, kept me going all the way though. Also how true, we all have them but do we ever actually say what happens afterwards:) lol

    photochick commented on What Happens Now

    08-14-2009

    great poem very funny laughed all the way through it nice flow you passed this challenge thats for sure look forward to reading more of your work

    Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.

    Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997) U.S. poet.

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