What
I met a young lady today
Cant member where
But somewhere along my way
Ohh she was pretty alright
Long blond hair and dressed well too
And wearing a pair of them ugly boots
I guess for a shoe
But her speech was wrong
Her words were not right
Made me laugh
She was a sight
Seems she forgot the alphabet
And she never said an A
I dont know why
Maybe some kind of word play
For that she said thot
And for wax she said wox
And fat was fot
Ever was ohver
Clever was clohver
Thank you was thonk you
Want to was wont to
She kept it up while i was talking to her
On an on with the crazy talk
Tricking her words
Made me wanna walk
Change was chonge
Game was gome
Car was cor
Bay was bohy
Rat was rot
Right was roght
Pat was pot
And hat was hot
I was looking for a come back
But nothing so ill just have to poss
So when i left i told her
Lady you can kiss my oss
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