Why Bridezilla Why?

Bridezilla are you truly real?

Or did the network make a deal?

Revealing all your circumstance

Exploiting all your ignorance

Just to drive those ratings up

While you sip from an idiot’s cup.

You’re never cute and never funny

Were you paid a lot of money?

To make you act so mean and cruel

Unless of course they found a fool

Who believes behavior such as this?

Is a prelude to wedded bliss?

I’m truly surprised that the grooms don’t bolt

Your shocking behavior is quite a jolt

They surely can’t think ever after

After viewing this disaster

Is this someone’s master plan

To have him act less than a man.

You disrespect family and friends

To your will they seem to bend

Maid of honor is not a slave

The groom’s best man is not a knave

   I notice that you act quite wacky

   But do you have to be so tacky?

You say this is your special day

But must you really act this way?

There is no elegance or class

In fact you could be called an Ass

When the moment finally comes

You look defeated hurt and dumb

Whether this is fact or fiction

The unsophisticated gave in to this addiction.

To act like shrews from coast to coast

And offer up the childish boast.

"Hey look at me , I showed them all"

Silly girl , you who took the fall

This messed up your special time

You acted out, now that’s the crime.

The producers won’t care that you lost good friends

You won't be remembered when the episode ends?

There will be nothing left of that cruel charade

You drew the joker, your cards are played