Funny little challenge

Let's all excersise our humor and write a poem with the first line being,
"a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar..."

I stated to this morning, and couldn;t, so I'm curious which of you brilliant poets out there can....

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar
To charge their cell phones
because together they wrecked their car

Last edited by WordSlinger 06-11-2009 at 04:36:43 PM

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Ok, I'll try

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The Rabbi says to the Priest, "how's it hanging"? The Priest says, "It doesn't. The nuns keep holding it."

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A Priest And A Rabbi

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar
The priest
clothed in silk,
ornamented with jewels.
The rabbi
clothed in burlap,
ornamented with sweat.
The priest
orders the wine
the finest, rarest cognac.
The rabbi
orders a water,
unfiltered and dirty.
The priest
thinks that the only thing that matters is money,
he is only happy if he is wealthy.
The rabbi
knows that the only thing that truly matters is God,
he is only happy to be alive.

Last edited by raesaper 06-12-2009 at 02:16:39 PM

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
Leaving the poor Reverend, alone to park the car

As they grab a table, and order their first beer...
There comes a certain lady, painted from ear to ear.

Her bust in overflow, her melons to soon pop free...
She asks in lazy, southern drawl, "Would you care to dance with me?"

The Priest and the Rabbi, both in silence sit...
Leaving the poor Reverend, to defend with Holy Writ.

"Tis written in the Book", says he, "to lustful sin avoid"...
"Oh, not again", she thundered loud, with askance glance, annoyed.

"Oh, Reverend, Oh Reverend, think not this be a test".
"For the silent Priest and Rabbi here, were my last week's guests"!!

Last edited by UnworthyFather 06-12-2009 at 04:48:38 PM

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A Service Refusal
By: Clementine Woods
06/12/09


A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar,
With a list of liquor names in a pickle jar.
The priest pulled out a name,
And the Rabbi did the same,
The bartender shook his head,
And said, “You both should be ashamed.”
The Rabbi told the bartender,
“Drinking is not a crime.”
“Didn’t you read in your bible,
Where Jesus turned water into wine?”
Then the Priest piped in with his, “AMEN,”
And said, “Oh noooo, taking a little drink, is not a sin.”
The bartender was too afraid to serve them.
And said, “Let’s first ask GOD what He thinks,
If He comes in and tells me it’s okay,
Then I’ll gladly serve you both your drinks.”

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
Both pretend to not know where they are.
"What a quaint little joint" says the priest at last.
"Indeed it is" replies the rabbi real fast.

"Well, you know what to say..."
"Yes, I do, so let's pray."
When the prayers were done
They both sat down and ordered one!


LOL, not my best! But so fun!

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar
The roman gods were parking the car
The priest ordered a beer
the rabbi ordered a steer
and the roman gods ordered life to be such a dear
A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar
and the roman gods planted a star