A J.C. Penney Kind of Guy
More Timex than Rolex
More diner than bistro
More Army than Navy
More Chevy than Volvo
I’m a J.C. Penney kind of guy.
More Old Spice than Armani
More bourbon than scotch
More front porch than veranda
More Levi than Swatch
I’m a J.C. Penney kind of guy.
More Tobasco than hollandaise
More Des Moines than Charleston
More meat loaf than crab salad
More Red Roof than Ritz Carlton
I’m a J.C. Penney kind of guy.
More Wrigley than Wimbledon
More breakfast than brunch
More draw poker than bridge
More cold Bud than planter’s punch
I’m a J.C. Penney kind of guy.
More Tony Llama than Bruno Magli
More catfish than scrod
More Norman Rockwell than Salvador Dali
More grass seed than sod
I’m happy being a J.C. Penney kind of guy.
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