A Little Ditty for My Kitty 

A beefy girl she's oh so pleasing a bit buff with all the guff  
How did you get this chunky with your chunky stuff
Walking around and doing your bulldog strut
She's an alpha kit from the wrong side of town
She'll mess you up when you come around
She's big she's bad and thoroughly cat
She struts around just showing her stuff
She walks doing her bulldog strut 
Whence within her neighborhood, you come 
You'd  better be aware that she is around
She will pounce and put you down, she always knows
It's her territorial ground, so keep out of her way
She's the alpha cat and this is her town
She'll mess you up when you come around
She's big, bad, buff, and tuff
She's my loving little kitty doing her bulldog strut