So there I was on a nipple of truth and I began to become softer either that or I was crazy as hell. For seeing the future, found me looking at dandelions. Seven people were looking back at me. Five had glass eyes, another had one wicked stare. To them each had their own ways but the one took his idea from the one who had come before.

Don't mess with Texas is what the back of this Ace said to me as I ran through a field butt naked. Kilos of crack became available as soon as Tom arrived at the scene. Some people told me he was insane. Nine of these people were on crack themselves so each of them ran far away from us. Two is company, three is a crowd I've been told but don't believe.

Tiny people talked me down; not because I am short because they like huge noses. We decided it was better if I was Quincy Adams because then I would be able to say everything I found in a book. Together we killed Kenny on the grassy knoll. Dandelions and crack were everywhere in sight. Just because I was friends with President Kenny I brought cupcakes and six bags of cheesy poofs for Cartman.

Eating has always been a joy of mine, quitting is as unthinkable as chopping off a limb of an alien. Jokers are yelling outside with thoughts of bringing my creative mind down. "Jack, You Must Stop!" they scream at me all night long. Timberlake is screaming about his money problems as usual but I forfeit my rights because time flies. Kangaroos become an obvious source of food because Timberlake is ignoring my calls. Soon everything will be okay but silly people will soon have their rights frozen in time. I favor the minority because Kenny frisks people on my command. That is not right somehow. Quantaties of bananas are now being trucked in to support starvation in several different nations. My thoughts are always there for everyone to enjoy. Some may say I am crazier than a loon just because I serve starving kangaroos for the benefit of quiet little old ladies sitting in rocking chairs mounted on roller skates. Surreal is this life to become Kings in our own rights when nobody cares what we say or do.