Limericks
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RE: RE: LimericksKeep trying Cousin, you'll get it right eventually.... Quote:
Originally Posted by cousinsoren Seen on the wall of a Jamaican Rum Bar, in a village square. In heaven there's no beer, We got to drink it here Cold Beer Good Beer Refreshing Beer! We got to drink it here! |
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RE: RE: RE: LimericksGooGoo, do yourself a favor and don't tell where your writing inspiration comes from. Quote: Originally Posted by gogant Come on Bear, I've seen better limericks on washroom walls. Once there was a poetic bear Who thought he was OP’s heir He sat on his throne Giving out a big moan And ended up alone in his lair  Originally Posted by BadBadBear there once was an ol' crybaby whiner from texas he suggested what could be written where, for us his mother dressed him funny, he'll get no cigar perhaps his twisted head was ran over by a car OP poets gagged him and punched his ticket for the looney bus  there was a wannabe poet from the west oh how he wanted to write like the rest he frequents washrooms across the states copying scribble from the walls is his fate he posts it on OP hoping to be the best
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RE: LimericksNow Bear, I must say, that ain't the way..... Last edited by gogant 10-28-2010 at 09:44:20 PM |
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RE: RE: LimericksGooGoo, please tell me you're not a former Goo Goo Doll. Quote: Originally Posted by gogant Now Bear, I must say, that ain't the way..... There are some who think they can Write like the best of man But, they write instead As if walking dead And end up scraping bed pans.....  once upon a time a wannabe poet had a low paying job he pretended to be a former GooGoo Doll a guitar he carried and he tried to sing attempted to imitate Crosby, he sure isn't Bing all the people cried, slamming their heads into a wall
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RE: RE: LimericksGoo Goo, it's great sharing humor with you.....i'm laughing myself....you're good with this limerick stuff! Quote: :
Originally Posted by gogant Ha, ha, ha, you are so funny bear..........And, I will still be laughing come morn...........Seriously Bear, you are good.......  |
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RE: LimericksKinda takes one back to the "Never Ending Pasta Bowl" and the infamous, "Gilligan's Island" threads.... |
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RE: RE: RE: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by KellyRedhead Originally Posted by Londo This is not one of my originals, but a cute tongue-twister from many years ago: A Tudor who tutored the flute Tried to tutor two Tudors to toot Said the two to the Tudor Is it tougher to toot or To tutor two Tudors to toot?  Hilarious - reminds me of a poem, "Smart Fellas," that I won't repeat, lol. K 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 THANKS, i really enjoy this tongue- twister, also reminds me of a Jamaican one that cant be posted, "Mary. Mary ,quite contrary// How does your garden grow?// The rest can't be posted........................LOL Last edited by cousinsoren 10-30-2010 at 09:46:37 AM |
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RE: RE: RE: RE: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by BadBadBear GooGoo, do yourself a favor and don't tell where your writing inspiration comes from. ************************************************************************************************* Originally Posted by gogant Come on Bear, I've seen better limericks on washroom walls. Once there was a poetic bear Who thought he was OP’s heir He sat on his throne Giving out a big moan And ended up alone in his lair Originally Posted by BadBadBear there once was an ol' crybaby whiner from texas he suggested what could be written where, for us his mother dressed him funny, he'll get no cigar perhaps his twisted head was ran over by a car OP poets gagged him and punched his ticket for the looney bus there was a wannabe poet from the west oh how he wanted to write like the rest he frequents washrooms across the states copying scribble from the walls is his fate he posts it on OP hoping to be the best ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I need a dozen cans of oooo-ah To digest all these two. |
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RE: RE: RE: RE: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by BadBadBear GooGoo, do yourself a favor and don't tell where your writing inspiration comes from. ************************************************************************************************* Originally Posted by gogant Come on Bear, I've seen better limericks on washroom walls. Once there was a poetic bear Who thought he was OP’s heir He sat on his throne Giving out a big moan And ended up alone in his lair Originally Posted by BadBadBear there once was an ol' crybaby whiner from texas he suggested what could be written where, for us his mother dressed him funny, he'll get no cigar perhaps his twisted head was ran over by a car OP poets gagged him and punched his ticket for the looney bus there was a wannabe poet from the west oh how he wanted to write like the rest he frequents washrooms across the states copying scribble from the walls is his fate he posts it on OP hoping to be the best ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I need a dozen cans of oooo-ah To digest all these two. |
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RE: Re: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by BlueHeron hmmmmmm...let's see: A gardener was proud of his crop until his tomatoes began to all drop the problem you see was his cat liked to pee and the garden was a regular stop hmmmmmmm...5 minutes work...lol 77777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 You created fhis masterpiece in 5 minutes??? Brilliant! |
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RE: RE: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by gogant Now Bear, I must say, that ain't the way..... There are some who think they can Write like the best of man But, they write instead As if walking dead And end up scraping bed pans..... %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% WHAAAA! WHAAAAATT?....  ::   
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RE: RE: RE: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by BadBadBear GooGoo, please tell me you're not a former Goo Goo Doll. Originally Posted by gogant Now Bear, I must say, that ain't the way..... There are some who think they can Write like the best of man But, they write instead As if walking dead And end up scraping bed pans..... once upon a time a wannabe poet had a low paying job he pretended to be a former GooGoo Doll a guitar he carried and he tried to sing attempted to imitate Crosby, he sure isn't Bing all the people cried, slamming their heads into a wall ********************************************************************************************************** Hay, BBBear. You ringing Joy bells before Christmas!. Irie! Ah! |
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RE: RE: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by gogant Kinda takes one back to the "Never Ending Pasta Bowl" and the infamous, "Gilligan's Island" threads.... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ A don't know what yuh talkin' 'bout a round up yuh mout', but i agree wit' wat yuh ha sey! ///////////////////////////////////....................LOL I love that one yuh post 'bout da KIngston Guy. Dat one irie. (I am sure you I got you confused this time. Need an interpreter? Get a Jamaican dictionary. .....................LOL |
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RE: RE: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by gogant Now Bear, I must say, that ain't the way..... There are some who think they can Write like the best of man But, they write instead As if walking dead And end up scraping bed pans..... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ended up with a crippled hand.[/b] Last edited by cousinsoren 10-31-2010 at 08:47:06 AM |
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RE: Re: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel THERE ONCE WAS A DUMB ASS NAMED DAVID WHO'S HUNGER WAS NEVER SEDATED HE GOT FATTER AND FATTER TILL IT JUST DIDN'T MATTER COULDN'T FIND HIS POOR PRICK CUZ HE ATE IT DON'T HATE.....APPRICIATE &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Eh, Jaded??/................................LOL |
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RE: Re: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel THERE ONCE WAS A DUMB ASS NAMED DAVID WHO'S HUNGER WAS NEVER SEDATED HE GOT FATTER AND FATTER TILL IT JUST DIDN'T MATTER COULDN'T FIND HIS POOR PRICK CUZ HE ATE IT DON'T HATE.....APPRICIATE &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Eh, Jaded??/................................LOL |
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RE: Re: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel THERE ONCE WAS A DUMB ASS NAMED DAVID WHO'S HUNGER WAS NEVER SEDATED HE GOT FATTER AND FATTER TILL IT JUST DIDN'T MATTER COULDN'T FIND HIS POOR PRICK CUZ HE ATE IT DON'T HATE.....APPRICIATE &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Eh, Jaded??/................................LOL |
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RE: Re: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel THERE ONCE WAS A HOOKER NAMED JADED WHO LIKED TO GET REALLY FADED SO SHE SPENT ALL HER CASH ON THE DOPE SHE HAD STASHED GETTING MORE FROM THE FOOLS THAT SHE DATED YEAH BABY......DON'T IT MAKE YA MAD........  &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Eh, Jaded?? I don't know if Limericks can be categorized as classic. But whether oe not, this one is "classy" Last edited by cousinsoren 10-29-2010 at 07:30:04 AM |
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RE: RE: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by JadedJezzabel There once was a night we called new years Did nothing but bring on some new fears So we popped open some wine Snorted a line And said fuck it.....i'll go have a few beers @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Hay You are the queen of the crop, Jaded, You are fun! "In heaven there is no beer, We got to drink it here' Cold Beet, Good Beer, Refresahin' Beer We got to drink it here" Last edited by cousinsoren 10-29-2010 at 07:06:38 AM |
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RE: RE: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by Londo OK There once was a follow named Smee With "Shorty" tattooed on his wee But when it got hard It read like a business card "Shorty's Bar & Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee  $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Is you that, Londo?......................... What did you say? That you saw the tattoo??
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RE: RE: RE: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by gogant Originally Posted by BlueHeron While Gogant accuses me of smoking I do hope the young man is joking because I hang with the townies and munch on pot brownies and never have to bother with toking Definitely joking, Herr Yon................................that is what makes OP a nice place to have fun.................g %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Yeah, Gorge.! You are the king..of Seventh Heaven..................
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RE: RE: LimericksQuote: Originally Posted by dahlusion I knew a girl who could twirl and she loved to show the whole world but at last when she stopped her panties would drop and the world did gasp at her curls ©dah 2010 Well done, Dah- dee- dah-- doh---oh-oh////////////////
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RE: LimericksThis one's for Cousin......he has trouble with his index finger, don't you know. |
Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular.
Aristotle (384 BC-322 BC) Greek philosopher.