I killed a Cow

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    Parody of "I kissed a Girl" Intended to be a SONG not a poem

    I killed a Cow

     This was never the way i planned
    not my intention
    i got so brave knife in hand
    lost my control
    its not what I'm used to
    just wanna taste you 
    I'm curious for us
    got my hunger
    i killed a cow
    and i liked it
    the taste of its Rumen
    i killed a cow
    just to try it
    hope its mom doesn't come after me
    it tasted so good
    it smelt so nice
    don't mean I'm a carnivore
    i killed a cow
    and i liked it
    i liked it
    no i don't even know its name
    it doesn't matter
    your my experimental taste
    from being a vegan
    its not what vegans do
    not how they should behave
    my head gets so confused
    hard to resist it
    i killed a cow
    and i liked it
    the taste of its rectum
    i killed a cow
    just to try it
    hope it doesn’t kill me
    it felt so wrong 
    it felt so right 
    don’t mean im a carnivore
    i killed a cow
    and i liked it
    i liked it
    those cows they are so eatable
    soft skin,red meat
    so munchable
    hard to resist 
    so touchable  
    too good to deny it
    ain't no big deal its dead now
    i killed a cow
    and i liked it
    the taste of its juicy blood
    i killed a cow
    for the first time
    hope it doesn't kill me
    it felt so wrong
    it felt so right
    don't mean im a carnivore
    i killed a cow
    and i liked it
    i liked it




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