A collection of limericks
“Wizard”
There once lived a dumb little Wizard,
Who lived off of wine and gizzards,
He ate a fat steak,
And thought it was great,
For that… he would walk through a blizzard.
“Kitten”
There once was a fat little kitten,
Who thought that he was a chicken,
So he went out to play
In the barn yard all day,
And now he has to wear mittens.
“Peace”
There once was a lady from Greece,
Who wanted nothing but peace,
Locked herself in her roomy,
Turned into a loony.
Now she’s drifting from sea to sea.
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