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    Diarrhoea clogged rectum
    Crusty bum’s hoping for tissue crumbs
    Shit faced glum, like a pirate eye-patch without quenching rum
    U-bend conundrum for a baggage dropping whole in one 

    Lavatory cloak hanger drop-off pit
    It’s a long drop for 2nd placed podium sitters
    Monolithic sacrilege like slaughter lambkins
    Do your business
    Conclude the deed with a flushed checked flagged finished
    Wash your hands of the crime like confessional cubicle visits

    Who’s innocent to this incident?
    An increment incongruent within coincidence
    It’s a lone wolf scalping to gorgy gashed trouble
    Ruffle your essence, to a well-toned measure
    Rushed flush to thrust out waste prone products

    By : Phantom Gargoyle

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    gregaone commented on FLUSH IT

    07-22-2009

    I have to say i laughed my ass off when i read this..but by God its a decent poem..the subject matter for some of these poems is disturbing but, hey, it elicits one's attention..some misspelling but overall a good and entertaining work..thanks

    gregaone

    07/22/2009

    I forgot to say..better than alot of the "crap" i see in here lmao...again thanks

    UnworthyFather commented on FLUSH IT

    06-18-2009

    Great write, Phatom! Who IS innocent to this incident? Not me for sure. Really enjoyed the (gross) imagery here, and the flow was great as well. Thanks for sharing.

    jademelissa74 commented on FLUSH IT

    06-08-2009

    Ha ha ha... Well written and deciphered poem! It goes perfectly with my piece named "The Toilet" You have a very creative imagination. God bless you my friend!

    Phatom

    06/08/2009

    Your a breath of fresh air like the zephrs whisper to the trees, hey I'll check out your piece...

    In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

    Franz Kafka (1883-1924) Czech writer.

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