Zipped-side-stretch denims in acid wash
Shoulder pads and colors that clash
Off-shoulder shirts and lace skirts that flare
We all had our outrageous share

Ultra-teased bangs and Mohawks too
Dress up nights and wild hair do
Aqua net and tossed up hair
these all make a memorable pair

Over-sized shirts and low-slung belts
Slap bracelets and plastic bangles
Legwarmers and scrunch socks
And bikes that comes with shocks

Rolled-up sleeves on tight leather pants
Goes walking around like Egyptians
A collection of swatch protectors
You’re a proud vinyl record collector

You know Sixteen Candles is NOT a party
But instead a movie you always see
Punky Brewster is such a hero
Richard Gere is an American Gigolo

You swoon for Remington Steele
Knight Rider and his skidding wheel
Sun glasses at night which we call shades
Top Gun’s Ray Ban and looks that fades

Though the Smurfs are always blue
And Ricky Martin was in Menudo
Smile and remember, life is always fair
If you do the Care Bear stare