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Another great one you've created Charlie23! You're up!

The low profile high class call girl from Nevada
Happily retired and moved to the south coast
She has much green from having had toast
With many high rollers in her past
To the seaport she drives her red hummer that lasts

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She can now truely be defined as a pro
Living in a classy suburbian condo
Retired from the life as a call girl
Istead of John she know hangs with Earl
Her worst health concern is now mono

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Charlie23 you are kikkin' it

Oh my God .. please say it isn't so
Villandria is living on the coast .. nowhere else to go
She gave up the cutting edge glitzy high life
Gone is Dear John .. lonely Earl yearns for a trophy wife
She kissed Earl .. his wind blown lips cut her like a knife

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At the touch of his lips
Memories of all her hardships
Her past begins to haunt her to no end
From the twenty sixth story...along a comes a wind
Villandria just took her final trip

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In continuum:

I am that loser named Paul
He of the unfortunate ball
I search for the thief
Who brought me such grief
So I can nail his ass to the wall

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there once was a man from decatur
who was a chronic masturbator
one day no tissues around
no hand lotion to be found
so he decidied to do it later

I'm a bad Vamp lol

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while he waited along came a skeezer
a local crack ho' nicknamed teaser
he got excited .. offered her a beer
she did a funky jig .. appealed to his leer
didn't care if he was an old geezer

warning: do not read before dinner

Last edited by BadBadBear 11-13-2009 at 02:26:47 PM

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There was a poet from French Lick
Searching for the very next word trick
While scratching his butt
He conjured up smut
To pervert the form we call Limerick

Last edited by dancingbear 11-13-2009 at 09:45:43 PM

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There once was a hippie from Cali
Grew and smoked the finest herb in the Valley
Everyone tried to corner the market
Sinsimillion's locale .. a stone's throw from U-Park-It
High and tripping .. he took a flight to Bali

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Toes in the sand, sipping a stiff local drink
Eyes on the ladies, everything in sync
The turquoise crystal waters rolling ashore
Remembering his days in the peace corps
Hours in the sun, getting him a bit pink

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Ladies here, ladies there .. hot ladies everywhere
Sinsamillion forgot all else .. tried not to stare
The pink sand beach caused him to reminisce
Of a place and time far removed from this
Shadows to his right .. wow, what a pair

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There was once a man from Transylvania
Picked up cans .. money for tix to wrestlemania
He lived and breathed for that one crazy night
Bit his lips bloody .. no one showed to fight
UFC arrived .. you can see him there, can't you ?

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Both lived their lives much like gypsies
As they both took through life different journeys
One a mellow world traveling man
The others living earned with each single tin can
Wonder which one has met the most crazies

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Sinsamillion looked and thought what a lady
Patted the pink sand and said come on over baby
By the time she sat down a drifter happened by
Asking for cans .. Sinsamillion had glass and couldn't lie
The lady looked up, saying here comes more crazies .. maybe

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Checking out the forum to see what was new
As it turns out, I didn't have a clue
Found some cool inspiration
Started out a bit in Hiation
Got me a new friend to play with, or two

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I'd gotten used to playing alone
Met a kind lady, her words ring a pleasant tone
Unexpectedly giving me fire to write
Many different things, day and night
I'm enjoying my new playmate .. she's far from a drone

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Bears are typically meant to be scary
Found in this case the contrary
Didn't get mad that I built on his limerick
Have found him to be a bit of a comic
Poetry so pretty, should be sung by a canary

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This bear realizes great talent when he reads it
Discovered Charlie's awesome writing is a big hit
Poetry and limericks she writes with a flair
Genres a plenty perking curiosity of a bear
Her pen is quite musical, a rare fire is lit

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I thought I would try once more.....................................

There was a gal from Yucatan
Who only had but one hand
She cursed him for his vile
Pondered him for awhile
Then paid him to plow her land

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there was an eskimo from Elkshead
who so very much wanted
an eskimo lady to warm him
but to his chagrin
she laughed so darn hard she farted

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Hey chief, that ain't funny
my lady is a real honey
she keeps me warm
from dusk til morn
like a fuzzy little bunny

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Sit'n at the local cafe
People watch'n and felling a bit grey
The lady in red in a rush
Man with newspaper, covered in an icy slush
Smoke smolders from the ashtray

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Wrecker driver sips coffee .. a nearby couple rants
A lady writes poetry .. wearing psychedelic pants
A kid with a black eye drops his waffle on the floor
The cook talks to himself .. waitress whispers tips, more
Jukebox rockin' country .. a farmer and city lady dance

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THERE ONCE WAS A DUMB ASS NAMED DAVID
WHO'S HUNGER WAS NEVER SEDATED
HE GOT FATTER AND FATTER
TILL IT JUST DIDN'T MATTER
COULDN'T FIND HIS POOR PRICK CUZ HE ATE IT


DON'T HATE.....APPRICIATE

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THERE ONCE WAS A POET WHO DEPARTED
HID OUT TILL HE MESSED UP AND FARTED
TRIED TO USE A NEW NAME
BUT SHE SAW THROUGH HIS LAME GAME
TO END WHAT HE SO STUPIDLY STARTED

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