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THERE ONCE WAS A HOOKER NAMED JADED
WHO LIKED TO GET REALLY FADED
SO SHE SPENT ALL HER CASH
ON THE DOPE SHE HAD STASHED
GETTING MORE FROM THE FOOLS THAT SHE DATED



YEAH BABY......DON'T IT MAKE YA MAD........

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THERE ONCE WAS A BEAUTY NAMED SUZIE
WHO EVERYONE THOUGHT WAS A FLOOZIE
SHE HAD CURLES MADE OF GOLD
SOLD THE POEMS THAT SHE TOLD
NOW SHE STOPS BY SOMETIMES TO AMUSE ME


OHHHHHH I'M HOT TONIGHT

DON'T BE

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THERE ONCE WAS A BULLY NAMES STUDLY
WHO WAS NOT ONLY FAT BUT WAS UGLY
COULD DISH IT OUT REALLY WELL
BUT HAD A TEMPER FROM HELL
PRETENDS HE HAS WON ACTING SMUGLEY

Last edited by JadedJezzabel 12-13-2009 at 03:00:11 PM

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Jaded

There once was a fine lady from Vegas.
She was wise but would write with real sadness.
Her mind was all deluxe
but her heart was in real flux,
because she lived in the land of King Elvis.

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thats good grito lmao

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It is so good to hear you laugh!!!!

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thank you......whats really funny is my roommates are in a band called king and cash they are elvis and johnny cash impersonators.

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really funny stuff here on this thread!!

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That is so kool Jaded! Say hi to Johnny and Elvis for me, maybe they will play me a song; Ring of Fire!

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There once was a night we called new years

Did nothing but bring on some new fears

So we popped open some wine

Snorted a line

And said fuck it.....i'll go have a few beers

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Love this one.

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there once was a dude from texas
to the highest degree .. he reads and rates us
a songwriter of sorts .. EinStud rocks and rolls
his abstract lyrics needed some soul
exiled to survivor island .. don't hold your breath .. we trust

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Einstud has got a big heart
His avatar represents this as art
A supporter of Toms contest
Please give him your best
So your poem he does not pick apart

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Said the frustrated poet, “Doggone it!”
I yearn to compose a real sonnet
While silly limerick lines
Always come to my mind
And only they find a way to stay on it.

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An impudent student named Hass
Sassed the new British teacher in class
But the tables were turned
As Hass quickly learned
A silent “H” leaves only an ass.

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A swim thong’s a magical thing
A small patch suspended by string
So the maiden is nerved
To be closely observed
Displaying her orificial bling.

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I love coming to this site
Whether it be day or night
With as many friends as me
there's always something to read
and always something to write

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There once was a big, fuzzy bear
whose roar could cause quite a scare.
He put on a show
so no one would know
he was a good bear in the lair.

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there once was a host named O'Brian
talk of a later time slot got him cry'in
NBC's in a pickle
on their own nickle
the tonight show is moving to zion

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there once was Leno hosting The Tonight Show
he was asked to kiss a** .. always said no
Letterman's a drip
O'Brien is a dip
Leno will return to the top .. Lopez is a go

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An enterprising call girl from Norway
Claimed she'd discovered one more way
For giving good head
Instead of in bed
She hung by her knees in a doorway

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ANOTHER NASTY LIMERICK
There once was a boy whose thong
Was worn to show off his big dong,
But it was too wide,
So no one could hide,
That dong that was also too long.

© Richard Salassi, 2010

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OK

There once was a follow named Smee
With "Shorty" tattooed on his wee
But when it got hard
It read like a business card
"Shorty's Bar & Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee

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THAT was hilarious, Londo. Hysterical! I can't stop laughing.