We've come a long way,
Since back in the days,
of rotary phones and gramaphones,
And now Wii can sit back and play.

Gone are the impressions,
Of the Magnificent Seven.
And all the mysteries are solved.
Sometimes I'm glad, but mostly I'm sad.
Why'd we have to go and evolve?

The magic has gone,
The spells come undone,
And T.V has drained our minds.
So unplug the box, let's pull up our socks.
And for God's sake let's get offline.

Lets unplug our minds.
And see what's outside.
As soon as you put down your cell.
One thing is clear,
The Devil is here.
And the network is going to hell.

And now our providers,
Sit perched like big spiders,
Watching us get caught in the web.
But I'm full of intention, to close the connection. And to go grab a book instead.

So we scream and we yell,
And we all L.O.L
And you can B.R.B if you wish.
But I'm out of here,
The future is clear,
Life's gotta be better than this.


So I hit escape,
And boy it was great,
To watch real life unfold.
You can stay there, I don't really care.
I'm just happy I still have my soul.