This poem is a a joking rendition of a series that a friend was doing. He had a series called "Why Men Lie." There were different types of liars and it explained why they lied. So jokingly, I performed this after one of his readings at a local Spoken Word night.



Why do men lie
You may wonder and ask
But telling you why
Just isn’t my task
Now I’ve sat and brewed
And gotten mad as hell
Askin myself why
Some guys find it necessary to tell
Are they rattin us out,
So they can look good
Or spillin our secrets
To get what another man would

Hey, let me make it easy for you
And tell you our code
ALL MEN LIE, We are dogs
I thought you already been told.
It’s all with sincerity,
The lies come from our heart
That truth and honesty shit,
Of it we want to part.

All these things you ladies
Have probably heard before
By some guy hoping
It will get him a score.
Maybe it’s true,
Maybe some of that shits not
But who am I to ruin
Another mans plot.

He's telling you up front
The lies we tell while we’re dating
But I’m here to say this,
FUCK IT, I’M HATIN!!!
Don't listen to him ladies
He’s just running game.
The lines he used to use…
He found out they were lame.
But if you take it as truth
You have yourself to blame.
His poems are all lies
So he’s proving we all the same.

Now I won’t keep going on
About this lying and shit
I'll just leave all of that
For when we’re dating and shit
Just take these poems as advice
Or carefully thought out game
But tell me one thing ladies…
Why in THE HELL, do you all do
THE SAME!!!!