"The Busiest Night Of The Year"

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    A tongue in cheek just for fun poem for Christmas!

    "The Busiest Night Of The Year"

     BUSIEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR

    It was the busiest night of the year
    And Santa was collecting his gear,
    Laden with gifts and a little bit pissed
    He set off to deliver some cheer.
    He slipped on the ice, gave Rudolph a fright
    And an antler went up Santa's rear.
    With gifts to deliver and all of a quiver
    He reached for his bottle of rum.
    He wriggled and giggled, was obviously piddled
    Shaking his bag fat tum...
    Rudolph was squealing, the pair of them reeling
    As they skidded around on the ice.
    At last Santa sneezed, Rudolph fell to his knees
    And Santa was launched into flight.
    Oh what a sight, as he flew through the night,
    Clutching his rum and rubbing his bum
    Whilst grinning from ear to ear....
    On the busiest night of the year!

    Copyright 2011

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    Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.

    Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997) U.S. poet.

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