Three Preachers

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    Written in response to a forum post by BDIsernhagen
    (A Funny Little Challenge)
    6/12/09

    Three Preachers
    A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
    Leaving the poor Reverend, alone to park the car

    As they grab a table, and order their first beer...
    There comes a certain lady, painted from ear to ear.

    Her bust in overflow, her melons to soon pop free...
    She asks in lazy, southern drawl, "Would you care to dance with me?"
    The Priest and the Rabbi, both in silence sit...
    Leaving the poor Reverend, to defend with Holy Writ.

    "Tis written in the Book", says he, "to lustful sin avoid"...
    "Oh, not again", she thundered loud, with askance glance, annoyed.

    "Oh, Reverend, Oh Reverend, don't think this is a test".
    "For the silent Priest and Rabbi here, were my last week's guests"!!



    Marcus Lewis
    Written in response to a forum post by BDIsernhagen
    (A Funny Little Challenge)
    6/12/09

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    Worthless commented on Three Preachers

    10-22-2010

    That is not right. Funny as hell though. I'm glad God gave us a sence of humor..
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    susanismith commented on Three Preachers

    08-03-2009

    Cute...funny...along with your touching ones I see you also have a great sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh.
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    jademelissa74 commented on Three Preachers

    07-19-2009

    Hahaha! How did I miss this Marcus! I was coming back to your poems, searching for new ones, thinking I had read all of them already :( This was great, a very clever poem! Love it! Great job!
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    UnworthyFather

    07/19/2009

    Thank you very much, Erika. You are a true friend.

    kdavidscott1 commented on Three Preachers

    06-22-2009

    I loved this poem - it's a very nice little poke with no harm intended - but it is true that we all faulter as Paul has explained most thoroughly...."Thorn In The Flesh" KD
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    UnworthyFather

    06/22/2009

    Thank you, KD. Absolutely no harm intended to any Clergy. My father and brother are both Clergy. Thanks for reading.

    dangedmanjr commented on Three Preachers

    06-16-2009

    hee hee! I am a preachers son and i can see Pop saying stuff like this!...........................................
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    UnworthyFather

    06/16/2009

    I, too, am a preachers son, and a preachers brother, and a preachers grandson... Thank you for reading my poem and for your comments.

    Poetry is either something that lives like fire inside you or else it is nothing, an empty formalized bore around which pedants can endlessly drone their notes and explanations.

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